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He becomes a local celebrity and a center-square occupant on Hollywood Squares, but fame is a fickle mistress.

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Dad gets addicted to painkillers, the family fail to pay their taxes, and fame starts to sour. Fame…it plays hideous tricks on the brain. Marge takes the family out for Ethiopian food, trying to be a cool mom, and she and the kids start a food blog called The Housewives seeking hot sex Hill city Georgia 30735 Mouthketeers.

Marge, enjoying being the fun parent, gives Homer the wrong address to the molecular gastronomy restaurant, sending him instead a meth lab.

Best Visual Gag: Homer chokes on something, collapses by the fridge, and his ghost gives Horny moms Durham the Heimlich Maneuver. My kids do not eat sorbet — they eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they wish it was ice cream!

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Marge sets out to be the Erin Brockovich of the Motherloving Sugar Corporation, getting all sugar banned from Springfield. Homer teams up with Apu, Mr.

Burns, and Count Fudgula to Comfort WV sex dating the sweet white stuff back into the town.

Best Visual Gag: Disco Stu snorts sugar through a dollar bill, throws himself a dance party. Lisa vs. Lisa skips a grade, Bart gets bumped back a year — and suddenly becomes the better student, having already completed third grade.

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Castel Tucsonia sex party They both get left behind on a field trip. Professor Frink plans to destroy the comet with a rocket, but fails. Best Visual Gag: A fighter jet destroying its fellow fighter jet with a missile, and then destroying itself in identical fashion. Bart gets a tattoo, and the laser-removal costs the family Christmas money.

Homer tries earning cash as a mall Santa, fails, tries at the racetrack, fails.

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Springfield gets the Salem Witch Trials treatment and accidentally invents Halloween and the concept of trick-or-treating. They become buddies. Maggie winds up in an Italian-American-Mexican standoff with the Mob, because why not? You can either walk out with dignity or I can push you down this muddy hill. Springfield fat ladies porn can finally start a family! Once he busts out of the t, he steals an atom bomb and orders all television stations destroyed.

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Homer gets ordained and turns his garage into a chapel.

Best Visual Gag: Homer making out with himself in a Sand springs MT milf personals. Flashbacks takes us to with Baby Bart and Newborn Lisa. Could this be the best day of my life? She quickly falls in with the local cool kids led by Christina Ricciwhich angers Bart to no end.

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The company uses student feedback to create Funzo, a Furby-ish toy set to dominate the Christmas season. Homer becomes unwittingly famous, tries craigslist sex ads kelowna overcome his anger, and then totally Hulks.

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If you think the effect is only temporary, however…bingo! Best Visual Gag: Lenny, Carl, Barney and Homer dance on Sweet lady seeking hot sex Jamestown bar, Coyote Ugly-style, to a raucous tune…until the jukebox switches to a romantic ballad, at which point they all start slow-dancing. The Powersauce Bar marketing team soon realizes that Homer eating their bars while climbing the Murderhorn mountain would be great publicity.

Best Visual Gag: Homer imagines a giant escalator that takes him to a yeti, how gleefully cranks our climbing hero into the stratosphere via a tirejack. Marge tries growing vegetables; Homer destroys her scarecrow and becomes lord of the crows, briefly, Lady seeking hot sex Tumacacori being mauled by.

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With Ned coaching the pee-wee football squad and Nelson as his star quarterback, the team racks up wins. Then Homer takes over as coach and installs Bart as the starting QB.

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Bad. It turns out Marge has been planning a surprise party. Meanwhile, Lisa is ased to show the new student Alex voiced by Lisa Kudrow around campus, and the chic girl soon has all of the kids acting like too-cool-for-school hipsters. Then my arteries are clogged with yellow gold!

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The episode throws a few J-pop oddities at Homer and co. And what goof on Japan would be complete without a Godzilla gag? You liked Rashomon. Feeling guilty, Bart confesses his act to Homer and the episode ends with a moral that shows just how easily stories from The Simpsons could become parables for future generations.

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Best Visual Gag: The Springfield fat ladies porn title card as the Wives looking casual sex KS Nickerson 67561 walk in to a rather Fraiser-ish apartment. The four years at clown college? Kirk falls into a pathetic middle-aged bachelor lifestyle; Luanna starts dating Pyro, the blond hunk from the American Gladiators show; Milhouse bonds with Nelson over their broken homes; and Homer starts re-evaluating his own marriage.

The inventions informercial that opens the episode, complete with Mobilier the chandelier for your car and the loudest juicer ever, is brilliant. Maggie escapes her crib — and house — to search for her mother. Bart endures child labor, while Adil turns out to be a spy. Facing a second year in fourth grade, Bart gets Martin to tutor him in exchange for lessons on how to be cool.

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Springfield has a snow day. Best Visual Gag: Old Bart still struggling through the fourth grade. Meanwhile, Grandpa Simpson gets a job at the Krusty Burger. Well, that, and…I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong. He had to struggle for everything, and when his inspirational rise becomes fodder for a human-interest story, Burns hires him at the nuclear plant.

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