There is only one country whose men and only men I try to avoid: Germany.
What have German men ever done to deserve this? A friend of mine who has been in a long term relationship with a German man recently told me that if she wanted to have sex with him, she would write him an informing him of her desire and the two would take it from.
I wish I was making this up. Have you ever tried to talk dirty with a German?
If romance is dead, it was a German man that killed it. The submissions oscillate between gently cringey to projectile vomit-inducing. It seems the way German men express desire in writing is deeply flawed. Masonville NY milf personals
Of course, courting has always been difficult and a recently released map showing which emoji is used most in which Pascales blonde beauty educates us further on this ancient struggle. That the see-no-evil monkey is preferred by Germans is something I blame entirely on German men trying to flirt. So dear reader, please trust me that if you ever receive an unsolicited dick pic, followed by an emoji of a monkey hiding its face, the sender is almost certainly For my erotic Greenfield friend German man.
I wish the Unicode developers had stuck with the traditional option of featuring a fourth monkey specifically for the German man: the do-no-evil-monkey covering his genitalia. The Tattletale Heart tells stories of desire, infatuation and the ghosts of lovers past.
They are the dating-chronicles of a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues in the capital of the notoriously unattached. You can follow Alix on Twitter and Facebook.